I am snapping out of a long bout of sleeping sickness. But why i’m i still yawning?
Simple - what I am awake to is boring me to the bones and there is this strong urge to fall back into Slumber Land.
Yes - nothing has changed - not at all! These politicians are still the same.
This is quite an outrage, do they think we are still in diapers and will be swayed by lollipops? - because lollipops is all they want to give us if you care enough to ask me.
Candidate number one (at one point i will stop counting); Nobert Mao, “I will do nothing, he meant he would get rid of corruption,” he blubbered this as a strategy to beat fellow Candidate Yoweri Kaguta Museven alias the President of Uganda.
In comes number two, the oldie himself and he has promised enough LOLLIPOPS since he started campaigning, wait; even before he started campaigns. Way back when he came to power after wading through the thorns in the bush. He might just have come out and said, “there is nothing new under the yellow sun.”
Good strategy though he got there, with each year, he promises free and even more free education.
Now for the Bad Loser who should be credited for NOT giving up, the retired colonel and a retired Doctor, Kiiza Besigye, happiness is going to reign in the Land of Agriculture, farmers are going to have smiles from mouths to ears.
If elected, he is going to bring about a revolution in farming by providing TRACTORS to every sub-county. Don’t we all have dreams!! - this is one i would love to see put into play. And on he went in the field of agriculture - A YAWN here, blah, blah and even some more blahs. The sleep did not take long to conquer me.
Poor thing had to quit his promises of increasing teachers’ salaries to Ush400,000 because the not so lousy Bwanika pledged the same thing but even better, Ush500,000 plus a bonus performance increase of Ush300,000.
As for The Lady, Betty Kamya, i got nothing much to say. She wants a FEDERAL run government this all screams TRIBALISM and she dreams of rich orphans and widows, God bless her soul.
Bidandi Ssali, 73 who should be on a little beautiful island somewhere eating guavas , is also running around like the teenagers, the likes of Abed Bwanika who is always exchanging a blow or two with the police.
Now how could i have forgotten Olara Otunnu, strong candidate is he. A dagger here and there about the not so current president keeps him breathing. If Kaguta goes through, Otunnu should be sure of excommunication. How can he accuse the big guy of throwing trucks of jiggers in Busoga?
Oh Lord! - more candidates! Who the hecks is Lubega Sam??????
Then comes the blame game - it is candidate attacking fellow candidate. These PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS can only but have hope, otherwise they have to face the harsh reality that Uganda can only have one president, so let them blast each other to kingdom come.
NB: Notice how i squashed them all like stuck up beans - well they are stuck up politicians who just wont let us be! Nothing special about any so chronology wasnt an issue!
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